Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, and for the last few months, I finally have enough money to be able to move into my own place. I can finally have girls over. I am also at the age of 26, where most girls stop wanting to go over to a guy's house. I wish I was 18 again, when independence is seen as new and sexy. FML
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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Ambient25 25
Calm down, she's just 8. Once she does move out you'll probably wish she was back. Let's hope she doesn't see her about this FML when she IS 18.
WellImScrewed124 6
Cherish the moments you have with her when she gets older she could want nothing to do with you
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Comments (117)
talicaroxi 25
sod the abuse you're getting I get days like that. it's hard work. they are soul sucking energy stealing manic little maniacs. but I also get days where I sit down and think this is easy maybe a 6th wouldn't hurt......then they wake at 4 am and I could throttle them and the thought of 6 goes running away.
Tkell45 3
Good luck getting her out of the house before she's 28
trumpy 9
if you dont like being a mom you shouldnt have children
Bubbilility 27
Take it to the pound.
Wadlaen 24
You might be in luck; both me and two of my sisters moved out when we were 16, to go to high school, then you're halfway there !
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You do know most 18-year-olds don't just move out, right? In this economy, several are still living at home with their parents because it's too hard to make ends meet, especially if they're also going to school.