Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my last grown child moved out and into their own place. As I stood in my house, which was finally empty and quiet for the first time in 37 years, all I could think was, "THANK GOD THOSE IRRITATING SODS ARE GONE, I HAVE MY LIFE BACK, BUT DAMN IT, I’M TOO OLD TO HAVE REAL FUN ANYMORE." FML
Today, our youngest daughter bought her first house and moved out, meaning all three of our kids are now gone, so we can relax and gracefully grow old together, right? Nope. Barely an hour later, my wife showed me a positive pregnancy test. In nine months we have to start all over again. FML
Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Today, because of my wife’s inability to keep her nasty opinions to herself, the last of our children told us via text that they won’t be visiting anymore, or letting us see our grandchildren. So now it’s just me and her, financially trapped in this marriage until one of us dies of old age. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I was finally forced to accept that after an almost 16 year relationship and 14 year marriage, it's pretty much over. After begging and pleading with her for the last few years to show any love and affection, she still refuses entirely. I'm only here for the kids now. FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my fiancé of over 5 years and I split, since I don't want kids and he does, which I have told him throughout our relationship. It gets better: we live in a house that his father owns and his father wants me out… in a fucking week. FML
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D J's MOM 17
I think she should have given you an indication long ago that she was unhappy so you could work on it with her. what she did was cold and calculated.
L0life29 6
damn man…that’s rough….but on the bright side…..HOOKERS AND COCAINE!!!!
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L0life29 6
damn man…that’s rough….but on the bright side…..HOOKERS AND COCAINE!!!!
core01 30
Good for her!
MidnaLink 35
Jackass.
SylvarLorali 4
what a horrible thing to say. the poor guy clearly had no idea, and dearly loves his wife... what she did was cruel.
core01 30
if she's like the 80% of women asking for a divorce, then she begged him to help her save the marriage for YEARS before this.
D J's MOM 17
I think she should have given you an indication long ago that she was unhappy so you could work on it with her. what she did was cold and calculated.