Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
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be_happy1 0
Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.
samusfox 0
Blackmail him...
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Comments (280)
xshinyx11 0
ok , don't listen to people in here . Blackmail him for a week , make him buy stuff that you liked then .Tell your Dad to tell your mother or else you will , it's best to stay out of it as much as you can so you won't feel that guilty when your parents decides to devorse or make up
boomerang247 0
your dads a player lol
dienda 0
I wouldn't tell your mom, nothing good would come of it. You don't want your parents to get a divorce.
dienda 0
You shouldn't tell your mom, nothing good would come of it. You don't want your parents to get a divorce.
ilikeboys 0
sneaking out of your house and cheating on your wife are completely different. i highly doubt you'll get in that much trouble once she finds out what your dad is doing....tell your mom, she deserves to know.
GlobalB 0
136, it's pretty clear it's toward it's end anyway if the dad gets caught and tries to BS something like this to his own kid. That's just messed up. If I were the mom, I would definitely want to know. Tell her.
AYO_itsStephanie 0
B L A C K M A I L thats all i gotta say. ;)
luckyyyy 0
****** up.... black mail or don't tell ...your choice
baysidebird88 0
wow i'd totally tell, it will take the focus off of you sneaking out.
alex_vik 1
Maybe he isn't cheating and was just out drinking with some friends?