Today, my girlfriend and I tried to have sex in the shower. While trying to support her weight, as we got into things, I slipped backwards on the wet floor and fell through the Pyrex side of the shower, with her crashing down on me. I now have bits of Pyrex in my back and have to replace the shower side. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML
Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were trying something new. I ended up with a shard of glass in my back and a concussion. Don't have sex on a glass table. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, my wife tried to join me in the shower to be sexy, only I was shampooing so when I turned round and felt someone in the shower with me, I panicked and we both fell and got stuck in the bottom of the bath. Our kids had to come and help, because my wife had a broken arm and we couldn’t move. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
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d3rpb0t 10
You (almost) came like a wrecking ball.
RichardPencil 32
How the **** hot is your shower that you need Pyrex walks? (Temperature-wise, that is, things were getting smokin’ hot in there, until you ****** up.) Pyrex is for cookware. Tempered glass should be fine for the shower and shatter more safely.
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d3rpb0t 10
You (almost) came like a wrecking ball.
RichardPencil 32
How the **** hot is your shower that you need Pyrex walks? (Temperature-wise, that is, things were getting smokin’ hot in there, until you ****** up.) Pyrex is for cookware. Tempered glass should be fine for the shower and shatter more safely.
TheMightyMrJ 6
Sucks, dude. Should've gone with a Tupperware window.
RichardPencil 32
Great thinking! That way, you can explain away a random fart as “the patented burp.”
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you the same idiot who refused a warranty on his tires, only to pop them seconds later? If not, it's a massive coincidence that you're both at the same level of stupid.
Sonotsuave 37
What’s with so many people trying to be intimate in the shower, only to realize later that it’s a bad idea? There’s a small space, running water, slippery floor and glass or tile walls, among other things
Kaneki Chiaki 15
Feel blessed that you penis is unbroken.