Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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grogers311 20
That's one way to get a "********"...
zach205 24
Guess he was trying to get a ********
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Comments (111)
btrag97 13
You gotta do what you gotta do
ksks1234 33
Did you report him for indecent exposure? I am not sure if you guys have a sex offender registry in the UK, if so, he is probably on it.
sparty48910 5
How do you know it wasn't decent. o.0
ksks1234 33
I really don't care when I get down voted, but really?! The man is in the ladies room exposing his penis! That is something most people don't want to explain to their little child.
TheNiceOne 20
I was eating cereal when I read this. FML
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Nice try, but I think I'M the one eating cereal here. (Consult my profile picture).
cryssycakesx3 23
YDI
johbstonjacob 8
did you ask why?
BlueFlatts 20
I think getting the hell out of there would have been the better course of action rather than trying to reason with a super weirdo.
zandalee 20
At least it would have been an interesting conversation... Intelligent; no.
Rallred32 20
31, I think she should have maced both his heads.
buckdharma 38
It could have dropped in the toilet, but that wouldn't explain standing on tip toes.
FMLkoala 28
He was on his tip toes so the hot air was closer to his penis
WCARlover 35
He was being environmentally conscious and didn't want to use paper towels...
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Or maybe that particular bathroom was out of paper towels.
Adam5858 17
So.......did you wash your hands?
garebear61 14
"Um..... (clears throat) thought this was the men's room....." turns and walks away!
RedPillSucks 33
*looks at profile picture* Yells "hump day, yeah!!!" as he's leaving.
NicH1799 20
Don't hate the player, hate the game. Gotta get what you can lmao
Iamaidiot 4
Omg