Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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grogers311 20
That's one way to get a "********"...
zach205 24
Guess he was trying to get a ********
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Comments (111)
CNHO1997 11
Your username tho.
randomplot 11
Me and my boyfriend do that a ton. He loves it! It's also pretty hot almost getting caught and all.
jimmy_poison 19
57- You and your boyfriend sneak into the women's room and blow dry his penis???
zandalee 20
Oh for the love of God...
ibanghellokitty 8
1 question How did he get his dick wet
phantom55_fml 7
he was warming up dinner ;-)
Kat_Kitten 5
That's not an appropriate response to the situation at all!
mathilde92_fml 6
Oh... sh*t
drayloon 50
Maybe he was heating up his girl's dessert lol
Wuff 6
Maybe it was Rowan Atkinson!
91hayek 31
You probably mean Mr. Bean. Blackadder would never stoop (or in this case tiptoe) to such barbarism. If anyone would be humping hand dryers it would be Baldrick.
beanthemouse 13
Maybe he just spilled water on his crotch and was trying to dry it. Was this at the art gallery holding Whistlers Mother?
swiftslayer 12
shit happens with everyone you guys forgot Mr.Bean with his wet pants ?