Noname
Australia
Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
petev8
Daydreamer
Today, I found myself watching Masterchef UK and was excited because there was an attractive female contestant. I then went on to imagine us getting married and being together forever. Man I am lonely, but more importantly need to get out more. FML
Anonymous
Olathe, United States
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
Noctium
Bentley, Australia
Anxiety
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
embaressed
Canada
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
bluten
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Self report
Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML
Velian
France
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
smokecloud_
Ashland, United States
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Another COVID FML
Today I wanted to get my mind off of everything COVID, so I watched my favorite TV show. It’s about COVID now. FML
Anonymous
Shah Alam, Malaysia
You OK, hun?
Today, I'm not sure if this even qualifies as a confession, but here goes: I'm weirdly but genuinely disappointed that my celebrity crush used to get naked on screen. Somehow my delulu brain had convinced itself she was a proper lady 24/7, on and off screen. FML
Anonymous
Croydon, Australia
Works with podcasts as well
Today, I realised I get really attached to characters in long-running TV shows, because I have no friends. FML
Top comments
blowyourspeakers 0
She is AMAZINGLY gorgeous, in her own way. .. Man, I'm a girl and I'd **** her.
BurnTheVegan 0
**** you. Sandra Oh is awesome.
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Comments (59)
Easy_Target 0
What?! I'd do her!
altna 4
Yeah she's hot
genericnickname 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
paper bag and you're good to go.
MrsDruidess 23
that was such a crappy thing to say!
Pleasestop 0
Hahahahahaha. That's interesting, how did that happen?
myloveiselectric 0
haha i have to agree with #11!
mattzawesome 28
Then thumb their comment up...
AsianSensation 0
shes my cousin im not ugly... u promise.
Sobored3000 0
And because you're name has the word asian in it, we're supposed to believe you, right? ya, fat chance
th1rt3en95 0
im sorry.
lmfp 0
shes so hot!
Superhero_Girl 0
Lucy Liu is hotter.
nikkimontgomery 0
I adore Sandra! She's gorgeous and so nice.