Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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grogers311 20
That's one way to get a "********"...
zach205 24
Guess he was trying to get a ********
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Comments (111)
randomperson961 7
Automatic hand-dryers have a lot of bacteria on them, so that means his penis is probably going to itch for a while
vikky538 29
well at least you have not watched him washing his penis first...that must have been a shicking image you would see...
Nuclear101 4
Wait... so you're a girl in the men's restroom? (According to your gender selection)
Serisent 26
According to her username, this was in the ladies room.
rocker_chick23 27
Look at OP's username. The guy was in the ladies room.
TechnoKitten 17
Maybe he wanted to dry the pee off instead of shaking
try1995 6
I was just about to ask if he was in the ladies room and then I read your username. Now I see why once a girl is about to go in to the bathroom she brings all of her friends.
technolove 7
WHY.
acutter2 1
if it is out there, it is someone's fetish. wise words of a marine.
snipesrock 9
but it was funny, eh?
tessybear19 8
Now, I won't be getting that image out of my head.
purpleamber1 11
Okay, was he showing any sign of being drunk because i feel like he probably was drunk out of his mind to exhibit the ability to put common sense first.