Today, I talked to my husband about his lack of interest in sex. Apparently his definition is polar to mine; his is along the lines of cuddling. Not only did I wait until marriage to have sex with this man, apparently he prefers a permanent roommate without benefits. FML
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Today, my husband seems to think sex once a month is adequate, and that it’s acceptable to nap on the sofa once he gets home from work, wake up for dinner, then go straight to bed. I also can’t speak to him while he’s eating, because he’s watching tv. I thought I had a husband, not a roommate. FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I told my husband that it makes me feel unattractive and undesirable that I’m the only one to ever initiate intimacy. Not just sex, but also basic affection like hugging and kissing. His response? "Oh." FML
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PenguinBitch 44
Cuddle naked and top whip cream to your breast for bonus. *looks around awkwardly*
taterrtots 25
sounds like you're screwed. or not
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Comments (103)
splitintwo 6
FYL try before you buy... esp on something permanant. I'd bring it up again in a nonsexual enviroment and see how that goes. If he's still adverse sex and you aren't happy with it I am more than sure you can get a divorce.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Hm...cuddling IS nice. But he may possible be gay and might have married you as a way to deny himself being interested in that lifestyle and to 'stay normal' in society. Just a tiny possibility.
Fou_Lou 20
YDI for waiting until being married. Especially if its important to you. But i hope you guys can work it out. Talking is the solution here.
trinifido 2
Time for a horner man (secondary partner).
sabine123_fml 5
If he did not want to get in your pants before marriage why did you think he would. Want to after?
JMichael 26
What kind of man doesn't want to have sex?
Fou_Lou 20
a man who is asexual.
etrigani 9
That is why you try it before you buy it!
Witchylady 18
Sorry OP. Maybe kick him to the curb and start again. This time try before you buy.
mcholl 7
After 15 years of sexless marriage, were finally divorcing. Don't make my mistake.
Goblin182 27
I want to say that your husband sux, but if he did that might help with the problem.