Today, I talked to my husband about his lack of interest in sex. Apparently his definition is polar to mine; his is along the lines of cuddling. Not only did I wait until marriage to have sex with this man, apparently he prefers a permanent roommate without benefits. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband seems to think sex once a month is adequate, and that it’s acceptable to nap on the sofa once he gets home from work, wake up for dinner, then go straight to bed. I also can’t speak to him while he’s eating, because he’s watching tv. I thought I had a husband, not a roommate. FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I told my husband that it makes me feel unattractive and undesirable that I’m the only one to ever initiate intimacy. Not just sex, but also basic affection like hugging and kissing. His response? "Oh." FML
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PenguinBitch 44
Cuddle naked and top whip cream to your breast for bonus. *looks around awkwardly*
taterrtots 25
sounds like you're screwed. or not
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Comments (103)
vincentcloud 4
YDI honestly my own personal motto is "Try before you buy" so you married(bought) with trying(sex) and now your living unsatisfied.
wysegirl 24
Hope you don't have money or that neither of you were pressured. In a way I know how you feel.
Raesin 21
I notice no one has mentioned weight. Of course we don't know OP or her husband's physical condition but being overweight, or even underweight, can greatly affect libido. A good diet and some exercise might do wonders for you both OP. But it sounds like you haven't even had this discussion with him OP, were you one of those young couples who got married after about 2 months so you could claim you 'waited until marriage' so you just married anyone? I knew a girl like that once..
vikky538 29
"couple with no benefits" whole new sentence as oppose to "friends with benefits" ...sorry op.. you just need to open up and talk to him...
laden_swallow09 35
Eh, both sound fine.
JeWbOy101 11
It would seem that he may have a secret I'm his closet that he doesn't want to come out. Also it is much easier to end a marriage that has not been consummated ( not had sex) you can then most likely get an annulment which is as if the marriage never occurred
kevinsagirl2323 8
exactly why you shouldn't marry someone until you have sex with them.sexual compatibility is very important.