Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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Today, my husband won’t have sex with me anymore because he can’t be bothered. That’s been his excuse for almost three weeks, but he insists there’s nothing wrong, he just doesn’t want to. For reference, we had sex almost every day before this, so this is very abnormal behavior. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked why I’ve been so grumpy lately. When I told him it’s because our relationship has been severely lacking in intimacy, he sighed heavily and said, “Ugh, fine, let’s just get it over with!” Gee, thanks babe. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, who I love with every fiber in my body, just told me that he's not attracted to me. Not in any way, shape, or form. FML
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cuz803 46
Maybe his libido levels are gone. Try a combination of spicing things up, exercising together and communication. If that fails, time to see other people.
cacheson 42
So… guess it’s time to move on?
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cacheson 42
So… guess it’s time to move on?
cuz803 46
Maybe his libido levels are gone. Try a combination of spicing things up, exercising together and communication. If that fails, time to see other people.
jobekka 20
foreplay starts the moment you wake up, remember to flirt and keep the spark alive. you want him burning before he takes off his clothes
Hangryko 32
Ask him why he can't be bothered. Does he still want to or no longer interested? If sex is important to you in a relationship, try to work on it with him; if he really isn't interested anymore, dump him.
RichardPencil 32
Welcome to the Friend Zone. You can stay as long as you like or take one of the two exits.