Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
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Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
"My neck, my back, lick my... oh God, I think I threw out my back..."
Inkoseh 33
So this is the REAL Brokeback Mountain movie!
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Comments (14)
BurnInDemonFire 39
"My neck, my back, lick my... oh God, I think I threw out my back..."
Charlie Given 28
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was perfect 😂😂
Inkoseh 33
So this is the REAL Brokeback Mountain movie!
Glowworm56 27
Sounds like he's being very considerate because you got hurt.
Inkoseh 33
The bf may also be thinking that OP didn't really want to do it, and is insecure? Mad? never really know with only a little amount of info!
Davros 12
After a dry spell you can't just go changing positions all willy nilly. You need to stretch first.
real life problems 26
He sounds like a petty, insecure bitch.
zuckerburg 21
Or, she has given him so much shit before that he doesn't know what to do, how to do it, or if she wants him or not. These "dry spells" don't magically happen. And it is very obvious communication between her and the "live-in boyfriend" has broken down enough to be called a "live-in boyfriend", which makes me wonder what the "outside boyfriend" has that he doesn't...
Charlie Given 28
Here's a idea simply ask him what's wrong.🙂
Lalala579121 28
Nah mate that never works, the only solution is to get all passive aggressive and saying how obviously the bf doesn't want to be near OP and that is the only possible conclusion.
hugtrees13 16
Why can’t you just ask him for it?
Emma Marshall 19
Sounds like he just wants any excuse not to be close to you....
RichardPencil 32
That’s what I’m sensing, too.
Catto-Golden 23
There's no need for him to be a sore ass... Or is there, Op?