Mommycakes
Apache Junction, United States
Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML
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cutycat136 28
Yes and it was sad, but it's a good thing the tooth fairy had an assistant that was glad to take over while they find another fairy to take over the job.
communisttaco 16
He had to learn the tooth eventually
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badassmf1234 22
Awe poor kid
hugozac88 22
The way I see it he saved him from a world of much more disappointment when he found out it was you the whole time
immaloser95 28
Wait...the tooth fairy isn't real?
Dimps94 9
#30 Yes sadly enough. The tooth fairy is not real.
acky2lum 7
#1 no one seems to understand your awesome pun
kylu7373 16
Pun intended?
i_lik_tomaters 21
I saw it
vlalam 24
lol.. good luck convincing the kid now, seems Tyler is a pro and someone needs to keep a close watch on him
quickit 24
Tyler doesn't mess around.
Brandi_Faith 34
How funny would it be if Tyler was the op's husband and kid's father.
communisttaco 16
He had to learn the tooth eventually
communisttaco 16
Bad puns are bad
False_Stupidity 42
And yet somehow still funny!
ohSNAPyall 27
Time for him to molar over.
tamesenicole 27
Thank you! Don't have your kid growing up to believing that she and other holiday figures are real because they aren't. I know, I'm a dream crusher. sorry OP :(
nishtz95 7
fairies don't die...
lalundsten 16
fairies don't drive...
ToxicTyrael 26
Nah the fairy got hit by a flying car from the future on its way back to the dinosaures.
WattledParsley 11
Fairies don't exist...
igive 29
I don't believevin fairies.
Maycontainnuts 17
You take that back.
igive 29
Nope! Tinkerbell was an asshole.
fmlsams 27
Just tell your son that Tyler's wisdom teeth haven't grown in yet, which is why he doesn't know what he's talking about.
bethrh 49
God dammit Tyler
starlandmarie 22
Nice kid there...tell him his Xbox accidentally went in the dumpster :D
Dimps94 9
Then he walks into her room and finds it
brittaaany_93 38
If the kid has an xbox, why would op through it away when she probably paid for it?!
phaelnb 26
When the tooth fairy visits him tonight, he'll know Tyler was lying (I'm assuming here Tyler is a slightly older kid or a teenager and that your son understands the concept of lying).
JHam12 14
Wow what a dick move, Tyler
brendejafulable 41
Money problems?