Today, the only member of our family who can get health insurance is our dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Insurance is a scam
Today, you’re required to have health insurance in my country. I have no income, I spend more on insurance than on food, yet most of the treatments that actually help me are not covered by the insurance. FML
Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML
Today, I found out that the insurance that my husband signed us up with for next year doesn't cover any of our doctors. Now we need to find 4 different doctors who take our insurance. FML
Medicare for all, now!
Today, I got health insurance for the first time in six years! I'm paying a ton of money each month for a plan that hardly covers anything. I will still go bankrupt me if anything bad actually happens, but I can't afford monthly premiums on anything better. Thank you, USA healthcare system. Single payer, anyone? FML
I've got a lot going on, OK?
Today, I'm going to visit my mother in hospital. She broke her hip and my father refused to take her to hospital for 6 days, insisting she would get better. My dog had cancer surgery, which will cost me a whole month's salary. I’m still recovering from 2 major surgeries myself, and my kids are being total dorks. FML
The economy is doing just fine, right?
Today, I'm so poor that I had to surrender my well-loved dog to a different family so that he’ll have a good life, all while I live out of my car in the ghetto, paycheck to paycheck. My dog was also my service dog for medical alerts. FML
Injuries? In this economy?
Today, after I finally got health insurance through my job, I had a minor injury leading to me discovering that my deductible is so high, I’d have to be struck by a meteor to get anything covered. FML
Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML
Top comments
RpiesSPIES 27
Have him/her sign your family up, then. I don't see what the problem is.
species4872 20
Make sure the vet is near sighted when you all turn up for treatment.
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Comments (14)
Alup132 22
That's dog-gone terrible!
RpiesSPIES 27
Have him/her sign your family up, then. I don't see what the problem is.
fearrhyno1 18
Dog is God
IamComrade 16
This is what the liberals wanted right?
samwilliams800 28
Stick it up your ass.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
This is what the republicans have wet dreams about. Especially Paul Ryan.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
This is what the republicans have wet dreams about. Especially Paul Ryan.
vcapelo 19
No matter which system existed, the first rule should be that everybody qualified for health insurance.
species4872 20
Make sure the vet is near sighted when you all turn up for treatment.
Zebediabolical 45
Does the dog also have credit cards in the name of Santos L. Halpern?
waleedma 18
Hey register as his dependants!!!!!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Oh yes, America is really becoming great again.
smarterthanyou804 5
That's Obamacare you doofus.
smarterthanyou804 5
That's a liberal Utopia!