Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
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McMan 23
And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.
allmidnighteyes 11
You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a ****." Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.
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purple_sarah88 0
*Hugs*. She sounds irrational, don't take it personally! I was bullied when I was your age and I know sometimes it's so hard to know what to say. In this case you could just go for "um, I'm not preganant" shake your head and walk away, don't even stress about it and then she looks stupid and you look cool and calm.
KraziiDesire 0
that's terrible. I sure hope OP defended herself. Despite age or anything, you shouldn't accept that especially in such a rude way.
judah07 0
Good thing you weren't at a&f....
chasity_27 2
First-- who the hell do she think she is judging you for ANYTHING...?! I would have told her off to the point of tears. FYL for not laying her ass out when you had the chance op
hcovballer247 0
haha thats why I agree with
nekrodoll 0
i would of gotten her fired
mahopac56 0
omfg i waz there! the women was my aunt a d the best part is that she got pregnant at 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hazardoussmiles9 22
... Are you ******* serious? Damn.
badgirl90987 9
what an idiot. women who are pregnant have an actual round belly.. like a water melon. fat women have a little bulgy like belly with a roll or two. idk about you but I see a huge difference between the two.
caitibug323 0
I think it was more of that smaller front stomach pooch some women get.. it could be pregnancy or just a bit of water retention. It can look the same. But that woman still had no right to do what she did to the OP!
apegirl907 0
i woulda slapped the bitch
Butasko0ch 0
I hope you bitched slapped her or at least a round house kick cause she freaking deserves it!