Today, my boss pretty much told me that I'm too ugly to meet clients, and should stay in the office doing the paperwork. So basically, I'm a modern day Hunchback of Notre Dame. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML
Today, my boss bitched at me because my body language "indicates that you don't enjoy doing your job". I just have scoliosis. FML
Today, I was written up. Too many customers complained that I don't wear makeup or do my hair. I got written up for being ugly. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
Today, my boss told me to "act more professionally." So… I sat in the corner and cried for an hour. FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
If that's anything to go by, on the bright side, you're going to get a smoking hot girlfriend soon!!
tony1891 22
at this point i believe i would have told my boss **** you.
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Comments (73)
xlord 27
If that's anything to go by, on the bright side, you're going to get a smoking hot girlfriend soon!!
Redoxx_fml 22
And have Phobos steal her in the end
Arathis 19
You must work at Abercrombie & Fitch then. Because you know how the owner is.
kailarahne 19
I doubt the owner of Abercrombie & Fitch would even hire people he doesn't find to be attractive to do paperwork in the back.
brenton490 19
So I guess no promotions in the near future ey?
mallu86 9
Trying to sound like a Canadian, ey?
natattack1999 4
46, maybe she is a Canadian. Or maybe that's just how she speaks.
xxrogerthatxx 19
he, and no. he is American
brenton490 19
I'm just a Canadian that migrated to America.
markcallanan_ 20
First! (Notice the sarcasm dripping)
markcallanan_ 20
Waiting to be buired
markcallanan_ 20
Buried**
Sandsh8rk 36
Seriously dude, why even bother?
Godsofdracos 15
It's ok, the FML gods will show him their wrath :)
Aquaman911 18
They just can't handle your beauty :')
Matrix_Redeemer 6
I hate false kindness.
LittleBells 17
Everyone does
Uglyfeet 23
That's strange. I kinda hate Aquaman too o.O
mallu86 9
And we all hate your feet, uglyfeet.
Aquaman911 18
I didn't think I needed to add a sarcasm indicator but obviously people are too stupid to understand
tony1891 22
at this point i believe i would have told my boss **** you.
ninjuh_wingman 29
I suppose OP could do that if they decide that they're ok with getting fired.
tony1891 22
i wouldn't worry about getting fired if my boss is that big of a douche
octinate 17
#18 obviously you don't have bills to pay and jobs grow on trees where you live...
ShadowlessSpear 21
Jobs kinda do grow on trees, if you think about it.
thesmeagol 22
There are jobs everywhere. The only problem is they are ones people don't want to do generally.
mallu86 9
I thought about it and still couldn't figure out which tree. I guess I'm not as smart as you are. So help me out, will you?
tony1891 22
48 you're right. you're not as smart as me. I'm the smartest guy alive! but its ok. we can still be friends.... some day
FmyL6 19
Slam a door in his face. See how good HE looks after that! (Or she :3 )
PokeZilla 9
#58 This reminds me of the Spongebob episode where Squidward gets slammed in the face by a door. If OP is trying to get the boss to look uglier, this plan might not work out the way he/she hopes.
Redoxx_fml 22
You should song a song about it. That's how Disney characters handle their problems.
Earths_Venus 25
I've said it before, I'll say it again, you can fix ugly but you can't fix stupid.
mallu86 9
Is that what happened to you?
Lahariim 8
True, but you numb stupid with a 2x4
christina3466 17
Your boss sounds like an ass. Screw him!
itwasthedognotme 14
I'm doubtful that sex would resolve this situation.
TuFatSnaka 3
Grab him by the clocktower and ring his bell
Idontcare5623 4
I'm not sure if you mean op should kick the boss's ass or give him a sexual favor.
gracehi 33
Both! He likes it rough! ;)
joemud 13
Sorry op, try and think positive, at least you have a job. Smile and have a good day!