Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, on my way to my job interview, the man who was supposed to be interviewing me slammed into my car because he wasn’t paying attention. He fired me for raising his insurance premiums. I got fired before getting the job. FML
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Top comments
Quasar55_fml 18
This just isn't right. You can't be fired for faults you could not even commit. Sue the bitch for harassment and your boss for unlawful termination or whatever it is called.
HSOMGF 5
Oh and OP? Get a restraining order already.
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Comments (74)
Hairnomore 7
Whoop that trick!
Quasar55_fml 18
This just isn't right. You can't be fired for faults you could not even commit. Sue the bitch for harassment and your boss for unlawful termination or whatever it is called.
chancehorsegal 0
couldn't have said it better!
FAYUL12345100 3
Yeah, it's completely the wrong thing for his boss to do! Just because the guy has a stupid ex, he gets fired by his unthinking boss.
spoo 24
Pretty much a picture perfect example of slander. Unfortunately it only can be pursued in civil court, but it is definitely grounds to do so. You sir, just got yourself an alimony income :)
JeterArmy 0
took the words outa my mouth thats wrong go get a lawyer
myownenemy 0
you can be legally fired for any reason whatsoever where I live, and even for no reason.
PlagueofFiction 20
That's unfair dismissal. You should definitely take this to court.
track69 3
sucks sorry. my ex is super crazy too
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I agree with the Quasinator.
john7h567hgrd 0
That bitch must have been hardcore harrassing your boss for him to fire YOU! I wouldn't SUE,but maybe thretean it.
blazeit420 0
nice pict lol ur not old enough to smoke ( but neither am I )
HSOMGF 5
Boss probably got tired of all the drama. It doesn't make it right but it's kind of understandable.
HSOMGF 5
Oh and OP? Get a restraining order already.
sweet_candy_ 17
Wow that's not fair. Couldn't your boss tell her to stop calling?
mask724 7
well at least you have free healthcare
irishman1733 0
actually they can't fire you for something you didn't do and you need to file harassment charges on your ex
sallen0046 4
Actually, they can. Massachusetts is an "at-will" employment state. In such states, employment can be terminated at any time for any reason, with, or without notice. A decent boss would have said something let the employee begin legal action, but being legal and being decent are two very different things.