Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
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McMan 23
And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.
allmidnighteyes 11
You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a ****." Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.
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Comments (201)
MsSoulReaper 27
What does it have to do with her if your pregnant or not. You should have told her to go suffocate herself with a plastic bag
shandloser 0
what a total ASSHOLE! she needs some serious schooling on how NOT TO BE A BITCH!
tarvinwashere 0
was she an employee???? Cus her ass would be fired ruul quick...
tarvinwashere 0
was she an employee???? Cus her ass would be fired ruul quick...
MC18 0
I hope you said something to her...haha bitch slap...
cookie__xx 2
what a bitch. I would snap on her.
Nosmo75 4
What a horrible ****. >=(
jess6blondie9 3
Um wow.....
fthku 13
I believe it's also possible some people WANT to have a baby, and not every pregnant woman is a ****. It seems unlikely, but I have heard of such cases in far away lands.
mizzpinky1 0
Smhrh = shakin ma head really hard , dat is jus wrng you coulda said you damn hoe I aint fuqqin pregnant
syndragore 0
obligatory YDI for being fat just kidding. that sucks. should have slapped her.