Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
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Welshite 40
I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.
devildog562 33
You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.
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Comments (307)
CaptainCore993 19
Dude is both an idiot and an asshole.Duck tape is a brand and a thing.
Shade1982 21
duct tape is the item, duck tape is the brand. Regardless, the difference is pedantic at best and the idiot should have all his hairs ripped off with duct tape.
silverstream20 20
If I was a father and some guy DARED to call my little girl a ****, I'd smack him in the mouth before he knew what hit him. The child did nothing wrong and calling a child such a disgusting word is completely unacceptable. Sorry for the rant, but reading this made me angry.
RedPillSucks 33
YDI for not ripping him a new one for being a jerk about something like that, as well as cursing at a 6yr old.
Vegetarian27 24
I would have punched him so hard that his head flew off. What kind of asshole speaks like that to a child?!
Sheepalicious 20
I would have told that guy to take his head from his ass and I would have pressed charges for slander and mental abuse to a child.
more4me 27
That word should never be spoken in front of a child ! WTH is wrong with people?!!! This makes me so mad !!! I cuss plenty but that's totally crossing the line! What a jackass ! Tell him to go eat a bag of dicks!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Anybody who talks to a little kid like that should go **** themselves. You should've kicked him in the shins.
more4me 27
Not only that but Duck tape is a brand of duct tape, as many others pointed. And what right does he have to speak to your child?!! Ugh !!!
smokeybgx 10
I would have smacked him
teslanut 15
Duck tape was invented in WWII and designed to keep water off soldiers weapons, like water off a ducks back. It later became popular in the housing boom of the 50's to join ductwork and became duct tape. Your daughter is more right than this skeeze, it was first called duck tape.