PMS FTW
Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML
Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML
Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML
Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML
Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
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noporn4u 9
Well that's no gouda! Hope you feel cheddar!
RichardPencil 32
What kind of frigid, soulless robot are you? I always get emotional at cheese commercials. How can you not feel shunned and excluded when someone tells you it's nacho cheese? Cheeeeese......mmmmm.
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Comments (3)
noporn4u 9
Well that's no gouda! Hope you feel cheddar!
James_Bond1962 2
😂😂😂😂 Brielieve me, I love cheese puns.
RichardPencil 32
What kind of frigid, soulless robot are you? I always get emotional at cheese commercials. How can you not feel shunned and excluded when someone tells you it's nacho cheese? Cheeeeese......mmmmm.
finalyearsofhate 22
I feel this in my soul. Or Sarah McLachlan those ASPCA ones.
RichardPencil 32
I know! Puppies, cheese. Puppies, cheese. Same thing, My dog loves cheese. Aw, now you got me going!