Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
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Welshite 40
I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.
devildog562 33
You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.
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Comments (307)
johnnyjacktards 1
Light that dude up!
missbrit818 20
What is wrong with people?
Dean__Winchester 16
And that's when you jerk those momma bear claws out and attack, because honestly, she was 6! Oh, I would have ripped him one side down the other and then used my fists.
cmac86 24
Duck tape is a brand of duct tape, soooo... Yeah, he's just an asshole who has to pick on little kids to feel important.
momac86 17
That's when you knock that sucker the **** out
killer122 11
the tape now controversially known as duck tape (or incorrectly as duct tape) was developed to seal ammunition cases from the elements, and it got its name from the fabric layer of the tape, which at the time was known as duck cloth, or ducking. so to anyone who says different, it is duck tape from its inception to the current times where a certain manufacturer had trademarked the brand Duck Tape. duct tape is actually aluminum foil tape that has a different glue, no fabric, and no plastic layer. just glue and aluminum. he was an uninformed idiot.
jessdexter 5
the guy is mad at his own life so he wanted to take it out on your little girl
EnixTeague 0
Seriously? I would have had her cover her ears while I bitched him out. And I've had told the store manager. That's unacceptable.
syed121417 22
1) There's a brand that calls it Duck Tape so she's not wrong. 2)Who calls a 6 year old a ****? Damn, it's sad how miserable people are that they who feel they have to bully small kids.
countrywomen 10
I would of got arrested for kicking the guys butt who called my daughter a ****. Honestly it pisses me off you didn't say anything