Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
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Welshite 40
I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.
devildog562 33
You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.
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sgtc691 5
This happened to me when I was out shopping with my 4 year old niece and she glared at the dude walked over to the tape picked something up and walked back then just looked up at him and hurled it torwards his head and said duck tape jerk he look at it and it was in fact Duck tape that happened to be the name of the brand
JKPwnage 27
That awkward moment when you accidentally hit "You Deserved It"
GamerPerson 19
Dude...she's ******* 6...if you're like this with small children that are still learning about the world, I suggest you be on an island, so no one has to deal with your shit. I'm sorry for you and your daughter OP. A little kid like that; shouldn't have to learn that some people are dicks that young in life.
DrCheese 16
What a ducking asshole.
Drummerboy99 7
Who does that to a six year old.... What the actual ****
badkid91 11
Wth... She is 6.. What is wrong with him.. O.o
hrhlovesrar 8
That guy should've gotten punched in his face! Piece of shit.
hrhlovesrar 8
I have to comment again on this subject. I want to ****-punt that guy. Because he is a ****, he has no balls just a huge pussy.
MetalSonicCD 13
Remember, if someone says something that offends your or you disagree with, use violence! The guys an ass but saying op should have hurt him? Use your brains guys
silverstream20 20
In this case it's damn justifiable. No child and I mean no child ever deserves to be called that and this guy along with anyone else who would say it, should be smacked.
Phoenix88_fml 6
I woulda neat the crap out of him.
ViviMage 40
Beat him up in a polite and orderly fashion, now!