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Mr Single

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Saint Cloud, United States

Chlamydia central

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

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Anonymous 29 March 2013, 01:13 Sunnyvale, United States

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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