Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
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Lick_yer_face 0
Upload naked photos of yourself to the internet? j/k Just be glad it's only two months I say! A girl hasn't seen me naked since... years. T_T **** my life. :-P
allie2590 31
Oh my god, it's a cat. Cats always do that.
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Comments (70)
musicalmandi16 0
That's a complete coincidence. Don't stress.
Lick_yer_face 0
Upload naked photos of yourself to the internet? j/k Just be glad it's only two months I say! A girl hasn't seen me naked since... years. T_T **** my life. :-P
Macromartyr 3
I wanted to see who else would say it. 2 months isn't that long. And all it means is you pretty much explode next time xD
joeyl2008 29
Yeah two months isn't long unless you are in a relationshipor a *****
thebaroness1984 0
Oh hon, every woman has moments like this.
allie2590 31
Oh my god, it's a cat. Cats always do that.
uh_oh 0
This is hilarious. At least it's only been 2 months!
failedpost 0
2 months? Try 2 years and 2 months for me.
that_one_guy 0
Two months? I'm sorry, babe, but thats no big deal The only way I've seen a naked woman in the past two months was through pictures.
Soccrfoot 0
Hah, that happened to my ex a couple times; but the cat usually liked to stay in there with her.
a_cocksure_slant 0
I'm a guy with two female cats, and they are the only ladies to see me naked in the last two months. Double **** my life.
carriealana 0
It'd be worse if your cat acted like it was turned on or somethin'. Just sayin'.