Jeopardy
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I mistakenly shared my picture in my office group chat, then went to dinner. No one asked me to delete it for 30 minutes, then when I got a message that I'd shared it in the wrong window, I deleted it immediately. I don't know how many people saw the picture, and my manager also is in the group in addition to my colleagues. FML
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Top comments
Brandy Plapp 17
I really don't understand all these posts about oops I sent the text to the wrong person. Am I seriously the only person on the planet that double checks before I send??
RichardPencil 32
My prediction is that the uniform will be going back to your workplace tomorrow without you. No organization can tolerate having its dress used as a prop in silly or dirty pictures.
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
My prediction is that the uniform will be going back to your workplace tomorrow without you. No organization can tolerate having its dress used as a prop in silly or dirty pictures.
Brandy Plapp 17
I really don't understand all these posts about oops I sent the text to the wrong person. Am I seriously the only person on the planet that double checks before I send??
raven_of_azarath 35
I mean, I’ve had it happen before. That’s why I always triple and quadruple check now. It helps insure I don’t forget to double check.
camoMS 18
Yeah looks like you won't be starting tomorrow.
Brightside86 31
That's pretty funny, I doubt they care. Places are hard up for employees right now.