Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML
Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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Hadesas 0
Tell her gtfo then
ICATiger 13
Tell her her vegtables are contaminating your meat.
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Comments (185)
grannygruber 6
Shoulda been clear on that before moving in!
durkagihad 12
Weird, I need a fridge to put my meat in too ;)
gregm784 4
Tell your roommate that your food craps on their food.
dharmaxxx 2
I've been a vegetarian for close to a decade now. NEVER have i made a holier than thou statement about other people's preferences just as i would hope people respect my preference. Anyone that makes such a stink like this is doing it for the wrong reasons and/or show boating. They need to get over themselves and you either designate the Humidity crisper or buy yourself a mini-fridge. Either way, your roomate is a tool.
kireee 0
Tell her to get over it it's yalls not hers and tell if she got a problem tell her to bad
Osiris123_fml 0
Tell that bitch to get a mini fridge.
soccercreator7 3
Everyday thousands of plants are being killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak!
THE_A_TEEN 28
You're an idiot.
Mkbitch 2
Move out if you're not on the lease, buy your own little freezer, or somehow put some sense into her dumb ass!
BrotherTheo 31
You of course realise this isn't just about her veggies, it's about power right? Next thing you know you won't be able to use some soaps, makeups,etc because they're tested on animals, and who knows where she'll go from there.... And then she'll start telling you to not wear any leather clothing...... STOP THE MADNESS!
seafoam11 8
It's one thing if she tells him about the dangers of those things or why they are bad, but it's another thing to forbid him from using them or even placing those things in her vicinity.
ljcarranza 16
maybe you should start eating out more often....and I'm jot talking about food lol then maybe you can put your meat in her fridge