Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML
Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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Hadesas 0
Tell her gtfo then
ICATiger 13
Tell her her vegtables are contaminating your meat.
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Comments (185)
kaycee1996 5
I agree with your roommate I'm a vegetarian and have my fridge loaded with veggies and the other day my mum put this massive thing of meat in and it leaked blood every where and ruined $200 worth of food
Pazu_fml 10
Uhh. Of course food's going to be contaminated when one item is leaking all over the others. It doesn't even have to be meat. Properly stored meat will not contaminate anything.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Except that the fridge is not the roommate's. The fridge belongs to both the OP and the roommate equally, therefore the roommate has no right to deny the OP usage of it.
Guido25897 4
She won't let u put ur meat in her fridge? I think I saw that on urban dictionary once. Or maybe euphemismgenerator.com
Hyman_Hunter 0
Don't you hate it when she won't let you put your meat in the fridge?
brendonuriepatd 8
I tried being vegetarian (what the he'll was I thinking?!?) ..... my dad decided to make ribs
mariebiscut1242 11
'Nuff said...
mandyville 8
You didn't know that before you moved in? You should get to know someone before you start living with them..
mandyville 8
You didn't know that before you moved in? You should get to know someone before you start living with them..
antiN00B11 0
Kill the Bitch
linnie_wesker 20
Ugh that sucks. If she's that anal about stuff she should've told you before you moved in. I'm a vegetarian too but I don't care if there's meat in the fridge, unless there's blood dripping everywhere because that's freakin disgusting.
nabila21 0
I would like 2 say bad things 2 vegetarians but my friends one...
Random59 1
You pay your share of the bills, **** her.