Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML
Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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Top comments
Hadesas 0
Tell her gtfo then
ICATiger 13
Tell her her vegtables are contaminating your meat.
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Comments (185)
karmicsamadi86 9
That's why you screen before you sign a lease
Dojan 16
I can get how that would be problematic, but save up for a mini fridge instead then. It's her apartment and her fridge. Admittedly I sympathise with OP's roommate, I too would have problems with finding corpses in my fridge.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Why is it HER apartment? The OP is paying half the rent, therefore, half the apartment (and half the fridge) is the OP's.
robberry 11
She should have told you about that before you moved in. I thankfully only live with vegetarians! You should move out, or suck it up and buy a small freezer.
heyred 11
You both didn't sort this all out before?!
Flesheatinmonkey 3
Tell her plant are alive 2
Flesheatinmonkey 3
Give her a bunch of sleeping pills and when she is all loopy feed her bacon
everst75 3
Tell her suck it up. And stop being a little bitch
matthewbowers88 1
she's the one not conforming to social norm so she Should compromise, if it was five meat eaters and a vegetarian in a student house; she would have to change.
IsBitchBetter 1
How the hell did she think the whole non-vegetarian roommate thing was going to work? If you pay half the rent, you should get half the fridge. OP's roommate sounds like a freaking genius.
lantern 6
My vegetarian aunt used to say the same thing when it came to cooking meat at her house. IE: on Thanksgiving. It's not going to kill anybody for chrissakes!