Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML
Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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Hadesas 0
Tell her gtfo then
ICATiger 13
Tell her her vegtables are contaminating your meat.
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Comments (185)
nantucket12345 1
You all are freaking stupid. You're moving into her place and if you can't deal with her rules then go somewhere else. I totally understand the no meat in the fridge issue. It has germs and also there is the fact that it's her fridge and having animal in HER fridge might as well be her eating the meat herself. Get a fridge or get out.
DaMachk 11
Yeah, and veggies and tofu DON'T HAVE germs at all, right? BTW, just so you know, there are also air-tight boxes in which you can keep your stuff... And i suppose the meat isn't exactly from the pet cemetary or Chernobyl, os it now? BTW, do you know that your mouth probably contains more germs than the piece of meat in the fridge.
OfficeNinja 5
And how do you know who owns the fridge? What of this is a two bedroom apartment or rental house with a common fridge? And I suppose you never heard of people getting sick from e. Coli tainted raw spinach either. Cold hard fact for germaphohes - EVERYTHING is covered in bacteria. Everything. You can clean and scrub all you want, the bacteria will always win. Sorry but it's true.
somewhatlucky 1
sounds like you have some beef(x
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I feel like "put my meat in her fridge" is a metaphor for something.
tobin22 9
Is this code ;) or another response i thought of was maybe she dont want your meet whut up
foxmatrix15 8
I don't trust any woman who won't take my meat :)
scr_sensei 14
Yeah, as a vegetarian, I feel this is pretty extreme. Totally wouldn't bother me - especially if it was kept on the bottom (to reduce drip-contamination). My roommate keeps meat in the fridge, not an issue — FYL. That said, it's her place and her fridge, so... deal with it. Also, everyone who (even jokingly) suggested intentionally contaminating her food with meat: You are all officially terrible people. F all you assholes. Y'all suck.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Where is everyone getting the idea that it's the roommate's apartment? It is entirely possible that they are moving in together into a new apartment, or perhaps they are dorm mates at college that got assigned to each other. Where does it say "I moved into my new roommate's apartment"? All I see is "I moved in with my new roommate" which, to me, says they just moved in together, IE, each paying half the rent. Even if the roommate was there first and the OP moved in second, if OP is paying half the rent it's not "the roommate's apartment" anymore, they both own it equally.
golong77 0
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!
mdr0302 3
As a vegetarian myself I can tell u... She's being a complete idiot.. Tell her to get over it! Then slap her in the face with a piece of meat haha
lelelia28 0
I would murder her. Jk!
lolsppl 3
Just get a different mini fridge or somin so the meat is away From her stupid little vegies. •__•