Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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rg350dx 29
Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.
Welshite 40
I tie on a cape and try to fly like superman. That doesn't work either.
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Comments (139)
ApparentlyFUBAR 9
I dislocated my knee cap while picking up newspaper. Happens to the best of us :] let's just hope you don't need surgery. It sucked!
aceking1221 3
Guys guys guys! chill out! It doesn't matter how strong you are, if you put your feet at the right angel with the right pressure, you kneecap will pop regardless of your build. It happens all the time in professional sports. A guy could be running and all of a sudden pop a kneecap because he had his feet at a bad angel with too much pressure.
dotar_fml 23
I once dislocated my kneecap while playing with a beach ball :/
r0cks0 6
Body mechanic are everything, if at the wrong angle it doesnt take much pressure to pop a joint or break a bone
amifaiyaz 12
Next time keep the romantic stuff more near the ground.
Kc1001 14
Or on the ground. that works too.
havok87 11
You must be the weakest man alive. Pump some iron beforehand.
luismig2 2
wow do you even lift bro?
RockySnakes 10
lol that is what happens in rom coms?
Sterase 5
o.O 90pounds wtf? How short is she?!
thehowiie 6
you should drink more milk
jengers115 10
You sound like an idiot...drinking milk has nothing to do with dislocations...