Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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hogermite 0
that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?
littlegolferboy 4
Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.
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hogermite 0
that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?
austinryansmith 0
: O
boomboompow1985 0
hhahahah. u girls gotta relax and put less pressure on us guys. 3 Mississippi is better than no Mississippi at all. so quit complaining.
capgray 0
im sure it was done because he stimulated you so quickly eh? hahajk but this reminds me of click where hes ****** her all fast and shit and one second goes by and shes all pissed at him after
elviejomao 0
next time that happens just relax, maybe have him gi down on you while hes ready again and round 2 will make up for it for sure
00yoda4 0
O O ___/
00yoda4 0
----<@
00yoda4 0
___ ( :<) )
americuzz 8
wow:/ fyl op. but how does a guy last 3 seconds??
stfuyssb 0
by not being loose like you lol jk
trulypar 34
Ahh, sounds like he's a "three pump chump." FYL!
Shmeaty 0
win 4 him
achem 0
aww dude that sux
kylek61294 1
*Aww dude, that sucks.
fakepolice 0
ha to the first guy.... n FIRST
arsenalchic13 0
poor u! that suxs...
kylek61294 1
*Poor you! That sucks.
LmaoLolRofl 0
ha!
99MDC 0
Hope you used a condom. Doubt he gave himself the chance to pull out.
Rota 0
Poor guy.
perdix 31
Some guys get uncontrollably sexually excited by big rivers. Did you ever catch him fapping on Amazon.com?
J493 0
that was lame ^^^^
littlegolferboy 4
Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.