Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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rg350dx 29
Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.
Welshite 40
I tie on a cape and try to fly like superman. That doesn't work either.
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Comments (139)
RKD 23
Ouch! Sorry to hear, probably just the way you moved, doesn't mean you are a wimp!
sohail99 2
If you heard a pop and are feeling instability in your affected knee, get it checked for ACL injury by an Orthopedic Surgeon!
andiboo 12
90 pounds..? Man, she's either really short, or really skinny..
AshAsh014 4
time to hit up the gym!
waterlilylenses 6
I know how much that hurts. It's happened to me before
BeautifulChaos27 37
I've dislocated it three times now and just reading this makes me cringe in pain. >_
redhotskittle 6
90 pounds isn't healthy if you're old enough to be dating...
sayyestothedress 24
Damn!! I'm 13 and I weigh 100 pounds!!
CougeeSwagg 19
A dislocated knee doesn't hurt too bad. Mine dislocated off and on over the course of a few weeks after the initial dislocation.
TheSmartAss10 21
Is she 10? Cause that makes you a pedophile. My little sister is 12 and she weighs 110. Id be concerned