Anonymous
Nanaimo, Canada
Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Janesville, United States
Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML
brotheritachi
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Anonymous
Humble, United States
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Careful
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Maggie
Canada
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
EmployeeOfTheMonth
Montpelier, United States
Oh what a night
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
Katie
United States
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Top comments
Taylor22294 24
That's a type a job that's kinda scary but it can be really good. You can help people out with their struggle and you also get really good insurance. Down fall death.
lex1459 38
Are you drunk now #2?
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Comments (51)
ThaReaper319 19
number 1 bitches
jerryj 27
Not for long!
Superspiderbat 23
Did you stop him from driving? Or did you still let him drive
lex1459 38
Are you drunk now #2?
Superspiderbat 23
#12 Sorry I wasn't thinking straight.... Wait this is the internet
lex1459 38
Well I think that answers that
invadermaythe1st 35
what do you think?
wolfgold2 20
I would've ran him over, sure I might go to jail for killing the guy, but come on, don't go to get your driver's license while you're drunk.
laden_swallow09 35
25- He isn't.
ElricMustang 23
So attempting to kill him is the answer?
incoherentrmblr 22
Your next client will be Stoned...
Taylor22294 24
That's a type a job that's kinda scary but it can be really good. You can help people out with their struggle and you also get really good insurance. Down fall death.
Mynamewontfi 40
It sucks that your first client is an idiot. I'm just hoping you didn't let him drive (pretty sure you didn't let him) and told him to not pull that kind of shit.
arrow007archer 19
what a drunken mess... but in all seriousness though dont even let him near the car until he is sober and when he is tell him what happend. at least this could be something you could look back on and laugh. good luck with the new job
sapphiregirly 11
well,your student got his first lesson right away: never ever show up drunk for your driving lessons! I really hope you made him pay for your time anyway,and then sent him home.
WinterBlue42 22
That's why I respect all forms of driving instructors. You must have nerves of steel and infinite patience. . However, I have never heard of someone showing up drunk. FYL?
xblaine 17
How stupid of him. Hopefully you took care of the situation. By failing him.
spatula232 25
What an idiot. You shoulda charged him anyway for wasting your time
lord_meloetta 20
My sister has that job. It have her a broken arm so watch out for those people.
lord_meloetta 20
*gave