Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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Top comments
rg350dx 29
Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.
Welshite 40
I tie on a cape and try to fly like superman. That doesn't work either.
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Comments (139)
Wizardo 34
Tell her its not her fault, the centrifugal forces on your leg whilst using it as a pivot is massive, you're lucky your ankle wasn't popped either...
crackpotL 33
maybe you shouldn't say things like Rom-Com
HouseElf 13
There's a reason why it's half comedy.
OverFlash 15
OP probably only did that to ensure they stayed in the character limit.
Nekogami 14
I'm sorry. But OP deserves it for calling it a rom com. Words like that piss me off. People are ******* lazy. Romantic comedy. Is that really so damn difficult???????
eecarrington 2
Right?? That's what I'm sayin
2ndSucks 15
Trying to imitate and/or look good never works. Come on, OP.
WeiXinLun 16
Bro do You even lift?
berichsoon 11
Oh man, there's a dude on YouTube walking around the gym and asking people that question
MGITSWFTC 17
Time for some physical therapy!
rob02 19
You should hit the gym more often
LookAttMyyLifee 12
Time to sign up for the gym
Sopho_o 15
At least you tried, you sound like a good boyfriend!
BrownSuger_96 3
look her in her eyes, and say ily call 911
Nomadic1 20
Talk about an Epic Fail
Olympiakos10 15
The FML or your comment?