Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I saw a text from my mom asking, “Are you still with that girl from last year? I miss her.” She was talking about my ex. The girl I’m dating now saw the message before I did. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
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audhumla 0
today, i accidentally texted my ex-girlfriend "i miss you" instead of my current girlfriend. fml
ckilla421 0
Why do all these people keep their ex's numbers in their phones? If I'm not with you, I have no desire to keep your contact info with me. Perhaps it's just me, but it seems unnecessary to continue to hang onto the past like that..
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Comments (31)
AnaMaree 0
It's your fault for wanting the jerk back... idiot. YDI!
todo350 0
yeah. nice hair. dumbass.
TheBananaTheif 0
personally, i like her hair.
FuckAllOurLives 6
personally, I think it looks like she cut it with a ruler taped to her face
thetashki 2
^ what the **** is wrong with you? you don't even ******* know her. & that's called bangs, dumbfuck.
smiley99114 0
Shes still beat to hell
Credibleskills 28
This makes no sense
audhumla 0
today, i accidentally texted my ex-girlfriend "i miss you" instead of my current girlfriend. fml
Iissosmart 5
thats happened to me -.- kassy and kasey..
24788 7
He might have wanted you back, but had second thoughts. FYL
dommosoh 0
So what if your name comes after his current girlfriend's name.
LikeOhMahGoose 0
He texted her instead of his gf =| Am I the only one who gets it?
brisbanegirl 21
No I get it too
pinkuggs4ever 0
Oh my goodness. That is so so sad. I would cry ever single time. I'm so sorry for you. "I miss you baby" That's exactly what my boyfriend texts to me...I love him. I'm sorry
alexm501 0
Wtf
SoFaded80 0
thats why i have a space before my gf's name so shes at the top of my list so this kind of thing never happens
guardgirl34 0
that's pretty clever
bubblybrooke 12
aw, I'd cry. I'm in the same situation....except he hates me
m311 6
:( I feel for you :(
RyanKaufman 7
I don't know maybe it's just me but I actually know my girlfriend's name, and when texting her something like missing her I watch the contacts so she gets it and no one else. I don't know though, you love him so clearly he's the greatest guy ever, especially since he uses a cliched petname like baby. P.S. if you couldn't tell, YDI. Try not to fall in love so easily.
armher 0
tell him he needs to learn how to read