Today, I got a text from my ex, "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied, "Really?" I got in return, "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
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Top comments
Gfrigo 1
well guys have needs...
Smyth 3
Oh come on. It's not like you're NEVER in the mood. he was just being honest.
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Comments (110)
PplMakeMistakes 2
LOL
rommie_fml 0
hahahah take what you can get!!!!!!!
mrahhhhh 21
Why are you writing on FML instead of rushing out and buying some condoms?
darude908 1
hahaha that sucks hamster face!!!
ifyouseekamy666 0
wrong fml
tuerfer 2
be cool!
figgity83 15
Sux that you feel bad but at least he thinks your hot and you have needs too but the rubbers and take him to pound town.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Stupid questions demand stupid answers. -.-
Lacrosse00 0
so go over there and give him the best most freakiest sex he's ever had. just make sure to let him know that your unavailable(cuz of all the male attention your getting)
Degrastic 0
Hey Organ, I think you're the one with problems.
garza559 0
its a step