Today, I got a text from my ex, "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied, "Really?" I got in return, "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
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Top comments
Gfrigo 1
well guys have needs...
Smyth 3
Oh come on. It's not like you're NEVER in the mood. he was just being honest.
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Comments (110)
monsterskatr 0
hahha guys gotta have what they gotta have
FTWisRIGHT 0
Like a kick in the balls.
robo_panda 0
shouldn't it be the thought that counts? haha
Pain_and_Misery 0
Hmm This is pretty cruel in some aspects,If shes still in love with him Then I bet it hurt her down to the core to have your hopes brough up and then shot down in a instant,If she doesn't care then maybe she should accept that offer or Maybe even propose it back one day when shes in that state,Or just tell him to f*#@ off...Which ever one works for her.
ijrnelson 0
Wow another epic ex-boyfriend win. 2 in a row
Alexhino_fml_fml 0
If you love him don't because ur gonna hurt urself and you are gonna feel bad, he just wants pleasure and you want love.
HighStakes 0
When isn't sex good???
desh_fml 0
when your sucks so bad you want crawl in the attic to get away from her.
Lairdstar 0
just have sex with her!!
cuddlekitty66 0
Well he did say he was thinking about you.
gigilvrs6 0
Aww see he's thinking about you
rommie_fml 0
hahahah take what you can get!!!!!!!