Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I was chilling at home when my roomie cruised in with a baddie on his arm. She turned out to be a total ho and started trying to get in my pants while he was sitting RIGHT THERE. I did everything I could to shake her off and in the end I just asked her to leave. Fuck, I feel bad for him. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
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amerwin 3
If you can't outrun him, tell him your gay.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Your roommate sounds like she is just looking for an excuse to start some drama.... or to see you physically hurt.
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Comments (218)
Vaesive 0
Sounds like he has little man syndrome and is compensating
fakeaccountX 6
I bet he has a small dick, that's why.
Calyx_fml 22
You should have sex with her. If you're gonna get the beat down you might as well make it worthwhile.
PamParanoia 0
You should knock next time. :p
wjjq13 0
buy a tazer
JVonDahl 9
I don't get why so many of you seem upset that she would tell her boyfriend, instead of keeping a secret. I would sure as hell tell my boyfriend if that happened, hiding things from your significant other is never a good plan. She seems like a good girlfriend, who is honest to her boyfriend. (Plus, if she doesn't tell him, it makes HER look guilty.)
Acousticpixie14 6
She's not "keeping it a secret" by not telling him. If your bf told you that someone ACCIDENTLY walked in on him while he was changing, would you really care? She's not hiding it, if he flat out asked her she shouldn't deny it, but flat out going to tell him? Knowing he gets jealous? That is just her trying to start something. Sounds like she needs to leave high school in the past where it belongs
FarSide 23
YDI for having a roommate
bannedforlife 0
FHL if she's so owned by her bf that she has to report this bc if he ever found out, well all hell is gonna break loose.
KillTheNoise 0
Fyl for having a bitch as a roomate. Gtfo of there man!
crazyaces89 7
Does he know she has you for a room mate? that alone could make him jealous wouldn't it?