seanjohn268
Canada
Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
JBone
Canada
Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
Rancho Cucamonga, United States
Eww, what?
Today, I watched a coworker use an electric milk frother, lick it “clean”, then put it back in the break room drawer with the rest of the utensils. I had no idea it was her personal frother. I thought it was for everyone’s use, like the spoons, and I’ve been using it for days now. FML
Mak10
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML
Anonymous
United States
WTF are you doing?
Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
Toasted
Shocking!
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
TexasGirl24
Houston, United States
Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML
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Commander223 9
Tard....
kmiks411 0
Take then out of the mixer too
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kmiks411 0
Take then out of the mixer too
iAmPaul 49
One or the other OP, or even better, do both, unplug AND remove them from the mixer. ;D
n_epic_fail 14
I bet your tongue got a workout, you'll be a kissing GOD.... What a G
jjoyce6 0
That's what you call a tongue twister
nadyy14 8
*facepalm* oh god help us...YDI
aceman1992 9
33- wtf really?
fatme2012 7
Idiot.
SirObvious 1
I hope you don't MIX that up again..
G0v3nat0r 7
I see what you did there...
a_cassie 4
OP, you're ******* stupid.
woosah 16
... Just today you learned that?... It doesn't go without saying I guess?
woosah 16
Opps I meant OP just discovered that today. not #1. My bad ;)
JennyBear101 0
Does this person happen 2 b blonde? (not trying 2 b a hater, I'm blonde 2)
Commander223 9
Tard....
EatnBeef 7
I would've made that mistake if I didn't read this FML. I learned something today!
gregorrok1 0
I hope you still have a tongue...
Britter903 6
Lol your picture matches your reply perfectly
frokeyman92 9
Or just stupidity
TheFunnyzach 3
I'm stupid.
ImFrackinBored 13
At least it wasn't a blender >_>
philipino 24
Why in the f*ck did you do that? I understand it would be delicious, but really?
Right_Click 12
It's okay. It's helping clean out the gene pool.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Mmmmhhhhhmmmmmm cookies with a side of tongue anyone?
xiaoxaio 5
no shit havent u learned from afv
Ecklcakes 15
Mmmmmmm so goo- oh fuuuu
datgamerchick 14
Dumbass. It's common sense.
Sarah_moustache 9
Im wondering what the dump happened to his tongue..
boofgall 16
What the.. dump?
VaanBasch 1
Why the dump are you questioning what she said?
FarSide 23
Silly OP. Everyone knows you can't beat common sense...
gabrielbaby 9
I see what you did there xD
Jdimp 1
what a tongue twister
holagranola 15
that's just common sense to unplug and take the beaters out.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Beaters giggity :o
nollid7 5
That's why people like OP shouldn't reproduce, what a dumbass!!!
konstantinos616 17
Common sense isn't as common as you think
JACKxRAWR 22
This is like saying "today I learnt to put the safety catch on a gun before putting the muzzle in my mouth and pulling the trigger".
TipOfTheHat 10
Proof positive that only stupid people breed! Try warming your bath with a plugged in toaster!
silver848 6
Good Idea! *ZAP* "OUCH!"
kwanza23 3
6: you need to search 'idiocracy trailer' on YouTube. :)
mnmolino 14
Yeah... Beaters typically can dish out a really good beating...
DanGleesak 11
Agh, you beat me to that pun.
Insane_Tea 15
You deserved it.
pedosmurf 7
That's like shoving a steak knife in your mouth to lick the juice dumbo
Max1468 4
Well, uh...I hope it work better for you the next time?
ohmandapants 17
That would be nice, except OP doesn't have a tongue anymore. There cannot be a next time.
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
I would have taken this comment way more seriously if there was no question mark at the end.
AsianCookie247 14
I see you've discovered Fat Booth Max, congratulations.
frokeyman92 9
That's not fat booth mate....
bitchy_bitch 0
thats dirty!
tj4234 36
I'm sorry. But you really deserve this...