Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I was chilling at home when my roomie cruised in with a baddie on his arm. She turned out to be a total ho and started trying to get in my pants while he was sitting RIGHT THERE. I did everything I could to shake her off and in the end I just asked her to leave. Fuck, I feel bad for him. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
If you can't outrun him, tell him your gay.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Your roommate sounds like she is just looking for an excuse to start some drama.... or to see you physically hurt.
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Comments (218)
KyleIsSoFine 0
Awkward situation much?
EvilDave 13
If he tries anything, have him arrested. If he touches you, it is battery. If he makes like he is going to hit you, it is assault. And, press charges.
blueknight1st 26
MMA? They are a bunch of pussys. Kick him in his balls and taser his dumb ass till you can fry an egg on him.
ideasrule 13
Having jealousy issues doesn't imply that he won't understand how you can accidentally walk in on your roommate changing. If your roommate is completely honest, what reason would he have to beat you up?
luscious123 0
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! this made my day aha ya u should really tell him ur gay
sammaboo_3108 0
if you didnt mean to she shouldnt insist on telling him. BUT i dated a MMA fighter before ,
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Sounds like the best solution. Unless the MMA fighter is homophobic.
ishah 9
YDI for having a roommate of the opposite sex.
InCrediFuqAmaZin 0
nut shot and run
tenniscrazy2 6
OP, if you see him and he's mad at you, kick him in the balls, give him the finger, and run like hell.