Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I was chilling at home when my roomie cruised in with a baddie on his arm. She turned out to be a total ho and started trying to get in my pants while he was sitting RIGHT THERE. I did everything I could to shake her off and in the end I just asked her to leave. Fuck, I feel bad for him. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
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amerwin 3
If you can't outrun him, tell him your gay.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Your roommate sounds like she is just looking for an excuse to start some drama.... or to see you physically hurt.
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tonyv90 0
Heres what you need to do... First but possibly not necessary. Get evidence that the walk in was an accident. This is just in case she presses charges on you. Next if the boyfriend really wants to kick your ass let him do it, but don't hit back. If the retard wants to make a big deal out of nothing by kicking your ass then he should realize that in the real world you can't settle things with a brawl. So after he's kicked your ass or knocked you out. You press charges on him and sue him. Chances are the guy will not beat you up that bad but he will still assault you. So the balls in your court for this one
howslife123 0
you have a girl roomate? how does that work? WTF?
pyrodude185 0
u r ****** my friend nice knowin ya
xcdog16 0
well ima mma fighter from south GA and if he is a body builder then he won't be as flexible in his joints so stomp that mofos knee and break and then slap the sh** outa him and show him whose boss
josebeto1 6
and after that **** her while he is watching
aglssmurf 0
one word..handgun
taylorlynn1125 1
if he was so jealous why would he let her have a male roommate..?
ghm1234 0
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
jmejoy 0
ur a guy and ur roomates a girl?
FMLinCA 12
is this ass beating going to be on youtube or something? would love to see it. lol. sucks to be you. are you sure you "accidentally" walked in on her?
salsalover_12 5
you sir have won this thread
kyarii_fml 7
When I was 19 I lived with a friend of mine who was male, in an apartment. I was changing clothes one day, and had the door shut, he came and knocked, and I without thinking said, "Yeah? What's up?" as I always do as permission to enter. So in he walked as I was changing, him thinking that I was decent. Shit happens when ya live together. Embarrassing moments are a given. Now had OP been "peeping" or barging in when he KNEW she was changing... Then I could see that she needed to tell the BF. But innocent accidents... Sounds more like it's time for a roommate change. If it was innocent. If he touches ya. Press charges. Plain and simple. If it wasn't innocent. Sorry for your luck.