Anonymous
Harlow, United Kingdom
Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JJMan217
Canada
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
shadow1248
Stamford, United States
Make it stop
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Anonymous
Sutton Coldfield, United Kingdom
Noise Annoys
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
nick
United States
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Snooze
Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's all too much
Today, my car crapped out in the middle of the road, after over a year of only being able to find short contract jobs, all while juggling the grief of the back to back deaths of my mother and grandfather. FML
md.
Canada
Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
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greenie213 23
It's like the world is rejecting their death.
DocBastard 40
The first time, you turn it off. The second time, you turn it off and apologise profusely. The third time, you get in your defective piece of shit and drive the **** away.
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greenie213 23
It's like the world is rejecting their death.
putloginhere 6
Or the transformers are helping us mourn the dead!
JackeeDawn 9
It's the cars way of saying goodbye.
Marcella1016 32
It's the ghost saying "You're next."
TheGianaJinx 0
Spirits be hatin'.
fmlroooster 4
I like turtles
patrickalamo 48
3 times a charm
blade4080 7
They say bad things happen in three.
GypsyRover 0
Sorry about the loss,but you are a ass for leaving it on. Grow up and have some respect.
CheeseTron 15
It must have been very alarming.
CheeseTron 15
Disregard my previous comment. I didn't see #6 comment before posting :P sorry guys.
tomiller64 0
Leaving the car on? The car? Whose alarm goes off even when the car is turned off?
blade4080 7
94- A car alarm only goes off when the car is off? That is the point of an alarm.
thelinlinx3 10
It could've been worse. Could have been your phone :D
TheTwistedOtaku 16
Pretty sure the car alarm is worse. It's louder and more disruptive.
Judahsh 8
But its not your fault
1215116a 14
Yeah, you can turn off your phone or leave it in your car...a car alarm is WAY louder than a phone you can put on silent.
TheGianaJinx 0
*Insert OP's shitty rap song ringtone here*
mduffy08 8
Or one crazy bass drop...
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Try putting the car on vibrate
thelinlinx3 10
You guys obviously don't know what sarcasm is :P
yahoowizard 16
Phone would have been disrespectful, while the car alarms just an accident.
kayomi 1
That worse than the phone
mandi806 1
79. I think its you dont know how to be sarcastic..
SuperDerp 8
Well damn. Sorry bout your loss op.... Shit be sucky
hama806 19
Trying to wake up the dead OP?
CaptainDipShit 0
"Shit be sucky"? I don't want to live on this planet any more...
Sexy_Kisses14 8
Wow just wow
onlychildFTW 34
Great comment!!! *sarcasm*
Danny0522 8
^Good thing you added that sarcasm at the end, otherwise I would have thought you were serious.
walmartpaysme 15
18 your comment was just brilliant. So much better than the crappy comment you replied to... Oh wait nvm.
therealafroninga 10
How bout we get some love and compassion you dillweeds. ;)
marmlr339 14
#4 - your comment is pathetic. "wow, just wow" serves no purpose and is a meaningless comment. Please refrain from commenting things like that again!
JJJJJakkkkeee 6
Sounds like your car had a few last words as well .
zandalee 20
Either that or there was a mischievous ghost at the funeral. The car senses dead people...
agonydrum 7
It's them danged neighborhood kids with their skateboards and their yoyo's
bestnameright 14
That must've been alarming!
Petepoop 6
threesome
truth_spitta 0
Oh 28, I hope you're being sarcastic and actually got the joke.... But yeah, seems as though the car was tooting its own horn to try and get all the attention
lilmisslovely13 15
I bet the corpse was trying to break into your car
thgiL 9
The actual corpse?? Or did you mean the ghost?
ObeyAlliance 7
^ He would have said ghost if he meant ghost...
captainburke 5
Awkward! *nervous laugh*
kyat288 9
It's a sign! The one who passed is trying to tell you something!
TurquoiseJesus 15
They were communicating in Morse code.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Three is the number of the devil.
ShyAnn29 15
Yeah, they were saying "I want your car"
OhDearBetrayal 25
I guess medieval jokes just aren't cool anymore.
Evaloscity 6
Not when you can't even do them right. Three 6's are the numbers of the devil. Three 3's are the numbers of angels.
perdix 31
Was the funeral for a car thief? Or an avid GTA player? Some alarms are set to sense very low levels of larceny in the area.