Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
Dro23 10
I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.
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Comments (85)
Spadoinkle 10
Uh, that's creepy. I would just tell him that he's rushing too fast and then tell him that you shouldn't date anymore. People like that are usually a bit unstable. Get a restraining order if you need to. Yikes.
zombiekiller52 24
Run fast!!
kimg0885 23
How unfortunate... Someone loves you.
notesz 21
Are you serious?
pandalover69 26
They haven't been dating long enough for this to be love. It's been 2 weeks and he's saying they're going on their honeymoon when he hasn't even proposed. That's creepy, if you don't think so then you must be desperate or too young to know better. Hoping for the latter.
kimg0885 23
Actually 63 no, not serious, but glad for your concern
worldclassrager 41
By saying no not yet the trip may be postponed and then if ever (doesn't look good) does work then you can take the trip
King_paradox 22
I love how everyone says run. Maybe he's not a creep? Maybe she just doesn't want to marry him is all?
pandalover69 26
It's been 2 weeks! He didn't even propose. This guy is a creep and the OP should run.
Invisigirl 7
for all we know, they've been on and off for years, and it's just two weeks this time. hell, it's the internet, the only definite truth to this fml is the fact that it was posted
Senorangelo 10
Someone is taking you to Mexico, how is this a fml?
FluffyPandas156 13
yeah. I make myself stupid all the time. so Haha I know How it feels.
lew_eeez 7
Maybe he was just trying to be cute by calling it a honeymoon. Nothing to be creeped out by
fuggotmuggot 14
DON'T DO IT GIRL.
Mysterious_one 26
seems like someone's kidney is due for delivery lol