Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
Dro23 10
I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.
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Comments (85)
oJoy 11
get outta there!
jdcg116 10
Run away. Agh it's a trap.
claubea11 14
Creepy shit. Run
thes7274473 19
Tell him he needs to slow down, like a lot!
FluffyPandas156 13
#23 it doesn't matter if im trying hard. Unless I'm not making myself sound stupid.maybe you can reconsider to just rate FMLS than commenting on here.
vikky538 29
he is closing in pretty fast...in fact too fast...
MrConcise 35
You know what they say, if you're afraid of looking stupid, you'll never enjoy life.
blindkid1790 12
all you guys saying run need to stop and think. they may have known each other for more than 2 weeks. or maybe it was love at first sight.........or he just want to get her to Mexico
pandalover69 26
Ok but explain why he's calling it honeymoon. It seems like the OP is pretty creeped out by that.
Invisigirl 7
as a joke? my bf and i often joke about divorce,we're not married and have only been dating for 4 months
Macherni 5
Only one reasonable way out of this. Get a tattoo of his name.
nanxi 30
Or better yet, his face.
mrtonyanderson 20
Take the trip then dump him lol
pandalover69 26
You don't go anywhere alone with a guy like that if you want to come back alive.
Invisigirl 7
because its not like his name is on the ticket and people know he's taking her and therefore he'd be automatically a suspect in her murder and therefore there is too much consequence for the action...