Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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devildog562 33
Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
Dro23 10
I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.
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Comments (85)
kaytasha 18
This post should fall under the "I am dating a psycho" category. I would say run "run Forrest run" as fast as your legs can carry you! SMH
manda_xD 9
run forest run and dont look back
SirVoldemort 17
Run. Just run.
dave20012 15
There are a lot of conclusions here: I think OP needs to do a follow up on whether she's known him for years then dated or just met. Possible for them to have been friends I married my best friend of 7 years 3 months after dating I asked her to marry me. In the beginning of the dating stage we laughed and joked when we went outta town calling it our honeymoon. But again this woman is my best friend.
CaroAurelia 12
Get out. NOW. Such a rush to commitment is never a good sign.
JEVCLQ 17
Run Forrest, ******* RUN
blackvyper 8
Details details...
xXAlorraXx 11
ruuun!!
emi_alejandra 23
Or talk to him and tell him that maybe he's taking things a little too fast.
FrancoMC 5
walk away now! What If you go to mexico and don't come back!?