Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
Dro23 10
I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.
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Comments (85)
gingerrrrrr 12
This sounds like the beginning of an episode on the ID Channel.
guineagirl 18
I think I love you
rainbowdonnareed 18
unless your two guys run!
pandalover69 26
What does gender have to do with this?? This person should run no matter what gender they are.
vivaellefashion 14
I'll go for you.
MSbear456 5
I don't see your problem....it's Mexico....just stay away from the cartel....and if he tries to kidnap you and sell you to the cartel ....RUN!!!!
ezrajab 22
Run! Run as far and as fast as you can
smackaroonial 20
Really 56? That's super creepy, nothing cute about it at all.
londoner86 13
I love the way the tables turned between mr concise (?) and fluffypandas... Voting wise, anyway...
False_Stupidity 42
It's a trap!
Ashamed_Sister 60
Sounds like an overly attached boyfriend.
kaytasha 18
This post should fall under the "I am dating a psycho" page. I would say run "run Forrest run" as fast as your legs an carry you!!