Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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devildog562 33
Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
Dro23 10
I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.
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Comments (85)
devildog562 33
Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It's a great idea #2. OP should totally go abroad alone with some pyscho.
devildog562 33
Who said take him . International tickets have your name and its your passport . I said go to Mexico and say no to the proposal.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
How is she going to go without him unnoticed if: 1/ he’s got the ticket 2/ he’ll be on the same plane She is way better off running away from that guy as fast as possible
FluffyPandas156 13
I think #13 meant that OP should go to the honeymoon with her bf. Then say no to the proposal.
devildog562 33
I think trying to explain this is a lost cause. Fly a little more and you'll understand the steps involved and how to change dates and or flights etc.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Aha #33, I fly in average 5 to 6 times a year. If you know anything about changing flight schedule, you should know that it’s first of all not always possible, it’s might be a nun-refundable, non-changeable flight, secondly, if it’s possible, it’s usually quite costly. #24 I wonder how OP could have fun on holidays with a guy she is totally creeped out by.
FluffyPandas156 13
I can fly for free, Due to my father working with Alaska Airlines. so I don't really have a problem. Op didn't say anything about being creeped out.
Invisigirl 7
#38 I'm with you on that one. OP called him her "boyfriend", not a term I'd use for someone too creepy to feel safe alone with.
dalzuga 3
i don't think the FML says he proposed
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I guess the fact that her story is on FML must mean that she found his present really sweet...
Dro23 10
I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
No, thats not enough, you have to switch counties and become a buddhist nun, swearing a life of silence and fealty. It may be a bit drastic, but it is the only way to never be found.
theawkwardlife 21
The scary part is going to Mexico with someone you know for 2 weeks. The "honeymoon" was pretty obviously a joke.
AnOriginalName 19
3, I'm pretty sure a plane will get her to Mexico faster than running will, though.
ahippienamedrae 10
Time for an intervention.
IDontKnow10101 14
I don't think you can intervene crazy.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Get out as soon as you can. Trust me. RUN!!
Nexpecto 28
not before spending some quality sun time in Mexico!
FmyL6 19
I would run... FAR away.
comedybreak 20
Marry him, then run.
FluffyPandas156 13
What type of person would waste someone else's time by marrying them, and then goes off and never comee back.
kerstileann 26
yeah! invest a lot of time, legally bind you to him, commit yourself for the process and than run! its that simple! oh wait, its stupid. he could find her easier if they're married anyways and who the hell wants to get married after 2 weeks?!
MrSassypants 34
Yeah, what do you think this is? A romantic comedy?
pandalover69 26
Why waste the time and money? I'm guessing you put absolutely no thought into that comment. Think before you post.
foxwasalamb 24
pandalover, have you met fluffypandas yet? i think youll get along great
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
How crazy people like that get dates in the first place is beyond me...
ahippienamedrae 10
Because they come off as being normal, and then the crazy comes out.
kerstileann 26
chloroform and stockholm?
fsomelife 26
Chloroholm and stockform.
Narayan96 13
Just leave without saying a word.
FmyL6 19
Far.
MrConcise 35
Perhaps to Mexico. Or over the moon. He'd never check either.