Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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devildog562 33
Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
Dro23 10
I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.
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Comments (85)
DigitalDoctor 2
Someone has to use the handbrake in this relationship
skychu 18
Is this one of those cases where he's been in this relationship longer than you have?
dragonkisses28 25
I'd run, OP. Seriously, people like that have issues. I once talked to a guy who suddenly had our lives together all planned out and wanted me to be a mother to his 2 girls. This is not even a man I ever met in person. It was only someone I talked to on a dating site. He recently found me on Facebook. Creepy.
afallingstar 22
Run. Far away. Though that may not be enough. Change your name, dye your hair and get plastic surgery. He seems a little crazy.
savanna123h 15
Stay. He's loaded.
sexual_girl 15
I had a crazy ex like that once. Didn't end well.
WasabiMars 21
He's a little too attached. Others have suggested you run as far away as possible but perhaps you guys could also enter into couple counseling sessions. This option can be a bit expensive but hey.. I'm just laying other options. Best regards OP.
Invisigirl 7
dating =/= known. known my BF nearly a year, dating for 4 months... big difference.
raichu23154 10
hey if he does propose ever he might take u to Paris
dalzuga 3
i don't see why this is the first instinct people have. as an American who immigrated here i find that people as a general rule are too critical. the severity of this differs with context. as someone else pointed out, dating for 2 weeks doesn't mean they haven't known themselves longer, and also, there are some people with personalities that wouldn't come off as creepy. like Ted Mosby, for example.