Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
Dro23 10
I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.
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Comments (85)
albertozeta_fml 9
Talk to him clearly: "Normally the right order is: proposal; marriage; honeymoon. To be read from left to right"
Nexpecto 28
"Well that escalated quickly" is the easiest catchphrase to respond with
feven 32
What if he reads the right to left part from left to right tho?
dalzuga 3
bahahaha
Ltsdragons 19
I'd sort of laugh if he married her then proposed. That'd be like "Now that we're married, will you marry me?"l
FluffyPandas156 13
2 weeks? That's pretty fast for someone you just started to date . if I were you I would run OP.
Goblin182 27
say no hablo, and walk away.
chidexy 21
Creepy
DenverTyrrell 13
He might have had good intentions but it's a little...I mean really weird
HarshD9619 34
Classic Schmosby
boxers4lyfe 17
Only relevant comment I see XD
HarshD9619 34
Biggest HIMYM fan. Seemed fit for this
FluffyPandas156 13
you try too hard for a comment sir.
MrConcise 35
Maybe you're not trying hard enough.
nikojhavlin 12
I think mexico then break up?
kerstileann 26
YOU may think you guys have been dating for a few weeks but you dont know how long he's been "with" you. That body you've been feeling at night for the past 2 years, is not your dog. ;) but holy shit on fire thats creepy