Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my mom is sulking because I won’t let her house-sit for me while I’m away for 4 months. Her house is a pigsty, a hoarder would be ashamed to live in her house, and growing up in that house is what gave me an OCD for cleaning, yet she thinks I should trust her promises that she’ll keep my house tidy. FML
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my mom told me how happy she is that I'm living with her. No wait, that was a month ago. Now she tells me it’s “bad timing” that I'm living with her while she potentially has a new boyfriend, because things like me demanding that people tidy up after themselves might upset him. FML
Today, my mom’s house is so dirty and cluttered, there's hardly any space left for actually living in it. Two months ago, she intended to finally organize and tidy up. Now, she's bought a trailer and is simply moving into that instead. FML
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Top comments
poopsi 19
Maybe that's a hint for you to move in and clean your damn room. :P
Dreamsorrow93 24
She said your room, I hope she specified or your mom just might be sneaking in your house to spy on you.......
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Comments (44)
poopsi 19
Maybe that's a hint for you to move in and clean your damn room. :P
RobinGoodfellow 47
Tell her she let it become a pig sty.
buckdharma 38
This little piggy cried wee, wee, wee, all the way home.
Dreamsorrow93 24
She said your room, I hope she specified or your mom just might be sneaking in your house to spy on you.......
SweetasCandy0609 28
that's what I was thinking to.
swaftmasterj627 12
I like the way you think
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree. I think she was talking about his room at his house and she's disappointed that he's an adult and still has a dirty room. She's probably thinking "I raised you better than that." Either she stopped by when he wasn't home or she is referring to the last time he had her over.
CaptainCore993 19
I think it is her way of telling you to come visit.
kaosps2 11
Perhaps she's hinting for you to visit?
emeraldisle 30
Shame on you OP! How dare you not keep your room clean even though you don't live there.
RedPillSucks 33
mybe he left it that way and she's just now noticing
cheeeksss 29
I feel for you, OP. I moved out almost 4 years ago. And the one day I visited my parents place, my mom told me "Go do the dishes. You haven't done it in a long time." And when I pointed out that I don't live there anymore she just said, "So?" .___.
RedPillSucks 33
did you doit? i usually do when asked. the woman did raise me
Enslaved 38
I would have done the dishes too. Especially if mom cooked. (:
cheeeksss 29
I did do it. I have no problem doing chores when I visit. I just didn't appreciate the remark of me not doing chores anymore when I no longer live there.
sstahpp 33
Maybe she's running a brothel in there.
cakefete2 31
Yep, that's about the only logical conclusion really. Japanese men love the "daughter's dirty room" experience and will pay big bucks.
garrett_8614 14
I thought this was funny *thumbs up*
sstahpp 33
Hahaaaa
sstahpp 33
19..yes sir,yes I am xxx thank you for noticing!
AhmadTarhini 8
She just misses you and used your damn room as an excuse to let you know! you should visit her more often